How it works
Degen paradise.
The Ladder
Current Progress
Goon #0
The experiment hasn't started yet.
How the ladder works
Every time the goon counter hits specific milestones, the ritual wallet automatically executes a buy on-chain.
First 2 goons trigger a $10 buy. Next 3 goons trigger a $50 buy. And so on up the ladder.
The Rules
- →All buys come from the dedicated ritual wallet
- →Each tier unlocks at higher market cap thresholds
- →Everything is transparent and on-chain
- →Creator's budget is capped rn at ($15k total)
Live Biometrics
Heart Rate
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BPM (Coming Jan 7)
Total Rituals
0
Goons tracked (Coming Jan 7)
Starting Jan 7, this section will stream live anonymous biometrics: heart rate and ritual counters. No identity attached—just pure voyeurism and chaos.
Coin Info (Coming Soon)
Market Cap
TBA
Launching Jan 10
24h Volume
TBA
Launching Jan 10
Next Buy
$10
At 2 goons
Once the coin drops on Solana (Jan 10), this section will show live market data, ritual wallet activity, and the next scheduled buy.
Timeline
Key dates for the chaos
Website launch (goon.earth)
Landing page and waitlist go live. Early degens sign up to watch the chaos.
Biometrics go live
Heart rate + ritual counters start streaming on goon.earth. No coins yet, just voyeurism.
Coin drops
The meme coin launches on Solana. The ritual wallet and buy ladder go into effect. Waitlist gets first details.
Live experiment status
Real-time data from the biometric feed and Solana chain
This dashboard will be populated with real-time data once biometrics and the token launch. Stay tuned.
Get early access to the chaos
Join the waitlist
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FAQ
Questions degens keep asking
DISCLAIMER
goon.earth is a performance-art meme experiment, not an investment product. Nothing on this site is financial, legal, or medical advice. The token is likely to be extremely volatile and may go to zero. Do not participate with funds you aren't fully prepared to lose.
This experiment involves biometric data that is anonymous and not linked to any individual's identity. All on-chain activity is transparent and verifiable. By participating, you acknowledge the high-risk nature of this project and assume full responsibility for your decisions.